The Men I Will Not Date

First of all, I hired you to work on my yard.

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Dear Men Who Want To Date The Uninterested (Undateable) Me:

I understand that you like a challenge, but like I said, my view of dating right now, after divorcing my “what-I-thought-was-my-perfect-partner” cheating spouse only 5 months ago, REMAINS “HELL, NO!”