Another …this Only Happens To Me Story

A Weird True Florida Story

Photo of my feet in the Gulf of Mexico, A. Unterberger.

I did my January 1 ritual of going to the beach. I chickened out of actual submersion because I was late, due to cleaning and purging this house, and the water was FRIGID.

I made my way to crash a hot tub (shhhh, it’s a big secret) and it was a sight!